From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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