Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she told me i tasted like america
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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