your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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