did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Just puked most of my soul out..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Randomize
