My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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