Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
sex in a hospital.. check
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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