What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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