OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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