question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
MIDGETS
????
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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