Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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