I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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