508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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