I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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