I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I didn't notice because vodka
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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