so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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