hotel room ftw
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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