so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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