Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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