gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
So much Jack, so little girl.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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