i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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