What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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