Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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