Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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