For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
