How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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