I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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