White coat. Heels.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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