He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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