8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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