How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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