if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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