I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
