i just google imaged poop.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She's not a foreskin expert like you
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
