ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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