trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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