my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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