Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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