I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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