mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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