brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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