Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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