Do you still have your period?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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