I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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