For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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