Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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