i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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