i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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