i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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