so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
You took a bar mat shot.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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