I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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