so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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