Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
