Do you still have your period?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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