I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
