We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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